Origin of Swine Flu positively identified

Atlanta, GA (AP) — Breaking news out of CDC Headquarters.

The origin of the Swine Flu has now been positively identified. Scientists traced the flu back to Circe, the witch of Aeaea.

The first victims were afflicted with the condition while they were on vacation on the island of Aeaea. From Aeaea, the victims engaged in a 20 year journey to various parts of the globe, before returning back home to Ithaca, spreading the virus as they went. The flu is suspected to have lain dormant in the intervening years, until some catalyst sparked the resurgence in Mexico. The catalyst is still unidentified at this moment, but scientists are hoping to answer that question soon.


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